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Road Trip of the Damned by Mark Henry
Review by Megan McGregor

 
 

The last thing zombie socialite Amanda Feral wants to do is visit her dying mother, unless it's to "help" nature take it's course. Unfortunately for her, Gil offends one of his new million dollar vamping clients and picks up a retinue of hitmen determined to kill him. When Amanda and Wendy are turned away from a swanky night club opening as a result of Gil's misfortune, a road trip on short notice starts looking like a mighty fine idea.

Traveling across three states in a filthy, roach-infested hulk posing as a Winnebago, with no extra clothes and only Wal- Mart to remedy that is not what Amanda had in mind though. Add in a mostly accurate psychic, Fishhook, a small horde of neo-Nazi skinhead mistakes, a blonde Korean zombie hunter, an ex-cop werewolf stalker and a freaky, Stepford family and you have the road trip from hell! 

Amanda is back! And snarkier than ever, thank goodness. (Or more accurately, thank Mark Henry's imagination.)

Road Trip of the Living Dead will definitely have you laughing out loud! I think it is even funnier than Happy Hour of the Damned, if that is possible. Mark has definitely done it again, footnotes and all! It's one of those books that takes Murphy's Law seriously...if anything can go wrong, it definitely does, much to Amanda's disgust. What could be worse than having to shop at Wal-mart? Seriously?

I really enjoyed seeing Amanda out of her element. She is a little tougher, a little kinder and a whole lot more gutsy than I first thought. She's mellowed enough to take on a couple of "strays" but she's not so soft she'd miss commenting when Wendy wears something that makes her look fat.

Favorite quote, well...second favorite quote:

A blood curdling scream split the night into before and after, * a scream that blended the feminine quality of a horror movie starlet with all the masculine panic of a proctology patient.

 * As far as screams go, blood curdling is the way to go. Don't settle, victims.* 

This is one of those books I've been waiting all year for, very impatiently I might add, and it was absolutely worth it. Road Trip of the Living Dead is action packed, disturbing, disgusting and hilarious - not exactly for the faint of heart or tender stomach, but it is an awesomely funny read!  I highly recommend it.

Book three, Battle of the Network Zombies, is scheduled for release in March, 2010.

 
 

Megan MacGregor

I was raised in the central California coast in the middle of an orange orchard.  Local stories of ghosts and vampires and the chupacabra fueled my own love of storytelling. Now I'm raising my own small herd of children and animals to love books just as much as I do. 

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